MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW
Don’t remember much about ‘The Waiting’ except… I think we recorded it on my birthday, because we were interrupted by somebody in a gorilla suit, one of those awful telegram things. And he wouldn’t go away. It was really annoying. We were just like, ‘Please, never let any more of these in the studio.’ We were trying to cut this track, and the guy was trying to do ‘his show,’ and he wouldn’t leave until he’d done his entire act.
Leonardo DiCaprio at the 66th, 77th, 79th, and 86th Academy Awards
"Stand still for the Christmas picture, she says. IF YOU DON’T SMILE I WILL NOT FEED YOU DINNER, she says. FINE MOM I WILL FUCKING SMILE FOR YOUR PICTURE. GAWD."
|Leonardo DiCaprio:||*names his child Oscar*|
|Doctor:||"Would you like to hold h-"|
|Leonardo DiCaprio:||"Say it like we rehearsed it."|
|Doctor:||*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."|